Conflict avoiders get online help from the Alibi Network
This is a web site you've got to see to believe--for a fee, you can arrange for an alibi or excuse for any occasion. From the web site:
We all encounter sensitive situations in our life. These may include family problems, social issues, work or financial difficulties. When you don't want to involve your close friends and relatives for privacy reasons it is time to contact Alibi Network. Let us be your Privacy Partners.Is it proof of humankind's enormous capacity for deception, or evidence that people will go to any length (and expense) to avoid an argument? You decide.
Visit the Alibi Network to see for yourself.